Monday, April 24, 2017

Totally Flaked #148 - Operation - Problem Omega

Totally Flaked!!! Episode 148
"Operation - Problem Omega"
By: Sarumarine

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CO Hawke: "Adder, we have to take a trip to Omega Land and report with the Black Hole branch there."
CO Adder: "What? Why?"
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CO Hawke: "Well, apparently there is a new central command in Omega Land."
CO Adder: "But I thought you were in command? You were the one who killed Sturm..."
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CO Hawke: "Exactly. We need to see who else is filling the power vacuum left by Sturm."
CO Adder: "Oh well...... um, I can't go."
CO Hawke: "...what? Adder."
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CO Adder: "I'm sorry Hawke. I just... can't go."
CO Hawke: "But you are my second in command, and you can't go? This better be good, Adder."
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CO Adder: "Well... there was this one time... uh... with this... and... my skin... the sun was hot... I wanted a... a... a thing was in the tree... It was... big... then, I got a... rash? No, a scab. Wait... stuff... eh..."
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CO Hawke: "Great. That told me nothing."
CO Adder: "Really Hawke, I'm sorry."
CO Hawke: "If you don't come, I will leave you with Flak. I'll take Lash."
CO Adder: "... I know."
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CO Hawke: "So... There is something so bad in Omega Land that would allow you to withstand being in the company of Flak? I guess Lash and I shall see when we get there. You're in charge here Adder. No mistakes."
CO Adder: "Yes, Hawke."
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CO Flak: "Ha! Omega Land got Adder scared? A shame I ain't going! I'd love to see why!"
CO Adder: "Oh... you wouldn't last five seconds over there Flak!"
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Narrator: "Years and years ago, in Omega Land"
CO Adder: "Heh heh heh. I'm the best."
CO Kindle: "No dear, I am. Aha ha ha."
CO Adder: "Uh, no. I am."
CO Kindle: "Nope. I am."
CO Adder: "No, me!"
CO Kindle: "Freak!"
CO Adder: "Hag!"

Monday, April 17, 2017

Totally Lashed #31 - Chicken Abuse

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Totally Lashed #30 - Eagle Hates Equestria

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Totally Flaked #147 - Awkward

Totally Flaked!!! Episode 147
"Awkward"
By: Sarumarine

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Randy Rocket: "Hey there everybody! I'm Randy the Rocket! Today we're going to talk about following orders and respecting superiors! Yaaaayy!"
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Randy Rocket: "When you join a military, following orders is the thing to do! It makes you a better soldier, and it helps you live longer! Yay for long life! Heh!"
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Gertrude Grenade: "Look everyone! It's Gertrude the Grenade! What brings you here Mrs. Gertrude? Hm?"
Randy Rocket: "Well, I heard someone wasn't respecting their superiors, so I came over right away, Randy!"
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Gertrude Grenade: "If you respect those who are in charge of you, you will be thought of better by command! Heh!"
Randy Rocket: "That sounds great Gertrude! What do you think everyone?"
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CO Flak: "..."
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Randy Rocket: "And you know everyone, in lots of armies, disrespect towards superiors often get people discharged from service! Or worse! Get killed!"
Gertrude Grenade: "Awful!"
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Gertrude Grenade: "And you know what pulls my pin, Randy? When people waste military resources in order to insult or mock those who are in command! Yes!"
Randy Rocket: "Soooooo bad! Terrible!"
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Randy Rocket: "Wow Gertrude! We've learned a lot of important lessons! If we ever catch someone not doing what's right, we'll just have to kill them. Heh heh heh!"
Gertrude Grenade: "Yeah!"
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CO Flak: "You know... I'm not that dumb. This is just... really awkward..."
CO Adder: "Shut up! Oh... I haven't even started yet! Heh heh heh!"